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新闻不间断 The news never ends.
这里是哥谭广播电台 This is tenneti GCR
早晚不间断 带您知道新鲜事 you get all the news you need, all day long.
早上好 现在是10月15日周四早上十点半 5摄氏度 Good morning. It's 42° and 10:30 on this Thursday October 15.
我是斯坦·布鲁克 为您带来最新消息 I'm Standale Brodston. Here's what's happening.
今天是垃圾车罢工的第18天 It's day eighteen of the garbage stall,
每天堆积约一万吨垃圾 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day,
连高级住宅区都变成了贫民窟 even the nicest sections of the city are looking like swamps.
卫生局长欧洛克数十年来第一次宣布 Health commissioner Edward O'Roark is declaring a citywide state of emergency
城市进入紧急状态 for the first time in decades.
不必等到有人死去或患伤寒 There's no need to wait until somebody dies or comes down with typhoid fever.
事态已经十分严重了 It's already a serious situation.
这影响了每一位城市居民 It's something that affects almost everyone in the city,
不管他们是什么身份 住在哪 no matter who they are or where they live.
不管走到哪都能看到垃圾和老鼠 You can't go down no one avenue without seeing nothing but garbage and rats.
这些垃圾让人们没法来光顾我的生意 It's starting to affect my business when customers can't get in here because of garbage situation.
我一出门 就算没闻到臭味 When out there, not just smell it,
只是看着就让我恶心 but I think to look at it, its terrible.
我倒是没什么 但那实在是太臭了 It don't affect me, except for the the very bad smell,
-恶臭无比 -太糟了 - That's horrific. - The mess,
我来这生活有五十年了 I've been in this country for 50 years
从没见过这样的事 这个世界怎么了 and I never seen anything like this, what is this world coming to?
让那些当官的赶紧开会解决这个问题 Put them in the room there and sit there and talk 'till they got it over with.
不管花一天两天还是更久 24 hours, 48 hours how long it takes.
让国民警卫队来 The idea of the National Guard
清理垃圾是个好主意 pulling in and cleaning up, it's good idea!
下则消息 In other news ...
由于近日地产商和房东们 the Building Industry of Landlords today
对最近持续飙升的油价表示担忧 express concerns of the latest increasing heating oil price
担心租户们会受到冲击 Rangers in the Metro area are searched to fill them in...
一件不留
肯尼乐器行 清仓大甩卖
-你的鞋怎么了 老兄 -衣服不错啊 - Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? - Nice outfit, huh?
小丑就要有点小丑的样子 是吧 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you can be a bill-boy, you know that, right?
快跑 Move move move!
跑快点 凯尔 Come on, Kyle, let's go!
牌子在我们手上 We've got the sign!
快跑 Let's go!
拦住他们 Stop them!
-跑 -小心车 - Run. - Watch out the cars.
你的广告牌呢 小丑 Where is your sign, Clown?
来啊 追我们啊小丑 Go Clown, go Clown.
拦住他们 Stop them!
快 Come on!
快跑 Come on
拦住他们 Stop them!
你们这群混账 You bastards.
上 Come on
揍扁他 beat his ass up.
揍他 这家伙就是个废物 Come on, this guy's weak, can't do nothing.
用力 使劲踹 Harder! Harder!
揍扁他 抢他东西 Beat him up, take his stuff.
-快跑 -快快快 - Let's go, let's go! - Come on, come on, come on!
《小丑》
是我想多了 Is this just me ...
还是这个世界变得太疯狂了 or is it getting crazier out there?
是挺疯狂的 It is certainly tense.
人们都闷闷不乐 People are upset.
奋力挣扎 寻求工作 They are struggling, looking for work.
日子不好过啊 This are tough times.
你呢 How about you?
还在写日记吗 You have been keeping up with your journal?
是的 Yes Ma'am.
很好 Great.
带来了吗 Did you bring it with you?
亚瑟 上次我请你把日记带来 Arthur. Last time, I asked you to bring your journal,
接受心理治疗 for these appointments.
我能看看吗 Can I see it?
我用它来写日记 I use it as a... as a journal.
也会记一些笑话 But also as a joke diary.
记录一些梗或者见闻 Funny thoughts or observations.
我说过我想做一个脱口秀演员 I think I told you I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy.
你没说过 No, you didn't.
我应该说过 I think I did.
我只希望我的死亡能让人生更有价值 "I just hope my death makes more cents than my life."
被迫来这接受治疗的感觉如何 How does it feel to have to come here?
和人聊天对你有用吗 Does it help? To have someone to talk to?
可能我还是被关在医院里比较好 I think I felt better when I was locked up in a hospital.
那你有没有想过 And have you thought more about...
为什么自己会被关起来呢 Why you were locked up?
观察室
谁知道呢 Who knows.
你能不能 I just wondering if you could
请医生再多给我开点药 ask the doctor to increase my medication?
亚瑟 你已经在服用七种药物了 Arthur, you're on seven different medications.
一定会有些作用的 Surely they must be doing something.
我只是不想再这么难过了 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.
请你不要骚扰我的孩子好吗 Can you please stop bothering my kid?
-我没有骚扰他 我... -省省吧 - I wasn't bothering him... I was... - Just stop.
这很好笑吗 What you think that's funny?
对不起 我有张卡... I'm sorry... I have a co...
请原谅我的笑 翻面看详情
这是一种突然爆发的非可控病理性大笑 发生于患有脑损伤或某种神经系统疾病的人 并不能代表我的心情 谢谢您 请返还这张卡片
抱歉 I'm sorry..
荷姆斯药房
P·弗莱克
开心果 回来的时候有没有查信箱啊 Happy? Did you check the mail before you came up?
查了妈 Yeah mom.
没有信 Nothing.
当你以为事情不会变得更糟时 And finally tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
当局表示全城已鼠患成灾 Authorities say the city is under siege by scores of rats.
可不是一般的老鼠 And not just any rats
而是难以消灭的超级老鼠 Super rates. More hard to kill.
他一定是没收到我的信 He must not be getting any of my letters.
那可是托马斯·韦恩哎 妈 It's Thomas Wayne mom.
他日理万机 Is he a busy man.
别这么说 我在他家工作多年 Please... I worked for that family for years.
他至少可以回封信 The least he could do is write back.
来吧 别激动 吃点东西 Here, all worked up. Eat.
你得吃饭 You need to eat.
你才得吃饭 You need to eat
你都多瘦了 How skinny you are.
他会是个好市长的 大家都这么说 He will make a great mayor. Everyone says so.
谁说的 你又能和谁说话 Oh, yeah? Everybody who? Who do you talk to?
新闻上的人啊 Well, everybody on the news.
他是这个城市的唯一救星 He is the only one who can save the city.
这是他欠我们的 He owes it to us.
过来坐吧 要开始了 Come, sit. It's starting.
好耶 Oh, my!
哥谭市NCB电视台 From NCB studio in Gotham city
这是《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》 It's Live with Murray Franklin!
今晚的嘉宾是珊卓·温格 Tonight Murray welcomes, Sandra Winger,
喜剧演员斯基普·拜伦 comedian Skip Byron
还有亚当与珊达的钢琴表演 and the piano styling of Yeldon & Chantel!
现场伴奏依旧是艾力斯·卓恩与他的爵士乐队 Joining Murray as always, Ellis Drane and his Jazz Orchestra.
现在 赶紧有请 And now, without further ado,
莫瑞·法兰克林 Murray Franklin!
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
今晚来的都是帅哥靓女 We've got a great looking audience tonight.
谢谢大家 谢谢 Wow, Thank you, Thank you.
大家都听说 So everybody has heard about
超级老鼠入侵哥谭了吧 the super rates stutter in Gotham now, right?
今天 市长说他有解决办法了 想听吗 Well today, the mayor said he has a solution, you ready for this?
超级猫咪 Super cats.
-我说真的 这些家伙... -我爱你莫瑞 - But no, serious it is, I mean these guys are... - I love you, Murray!
我也爱你 I love you too.
鲍比 开个灯 Hey Bobby, will you put the lights on?
是谁 你吗 能请你站起来吗 Who is that? Was that you? You wanna stand up, please?
站起来 快 Stand. Stand up for me.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
嗨莫瑞 亚瑟 Hi Murray. Arthur.
-亚瑟 -我叫亚瑟 - Arthur. - My name is Arthur.
好吧 我能看出你是一个特别的人 Okay, there's something special about you Arthur, I could tell.
你来自哪里 Where are you from?
我就住在这个城市 和我妈妈一起 I live right here in this city, with my m...mother.
好 等等 这没什么好笑的 Okay, hold on, hold on, this is nothing funny about that.
成名前我也和我妈一起住 I lived with my mother before I made it.
我俩相依为命 Just me and her.
小时候我爸出门去买烟 I'm that kid who's father went out for a pack of cigarettes.
就再也没回来了 And he never came back.
我知道那种感觉 I know what's that like, Murray.
打能记事起我就是这个家的支柱 I've been the man in the home for as long as I can remember.
我把我妈照顾地很好 I take good care of my mother.
你做了这么多牺牲 她一定很爱你 All of that sacrifices, she must love you very much.
是的 She does.
她总让我多笑 以笑脸示人 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face.
她说传播欢笑是我的使命 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.
我喜欢 我太喜欢了 过来 I like that, I like that a lot! Come on down.
来吧 就冲这句话你就得下来 Come on! For that you got to come down.
来吧 来 Come on!
今晚的节目很精彩 Okay, we've got a big show tonight.
别换台 马上回来 Stay tuned. We will be right back.
那段发言太好了 亚瑟 谢谢你 That was great, Arthur. Thank you.
我很喜欢你的话 让我很开心 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say, it made my day.
谢谢 莫瑞 Thanks, Murray.
你看到这些灯光 节目和所有的一切了吗 You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff?
我愿意放弃所有 只为有一个你这样的儿子 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you.
你真是个混球 You're such a jerk.
-姑娘们好 -兰道尔 今天如何 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up?
又是呱呱笑的一天呢 Another day in chuckle town.
你还好吗 You okay?
我听说了你被打的事 I heard about the beat-down you took.
真他妈一群禽兽 Fucking savages.
他们就是孩子 我不该去追的 It was just a bunch of kids. I should've left them alone.
如果你不去追他们就会抢走所有东西 No, they'll take everything from here if you do that.
外面哪都不安生 一群畜生 All the crazy shit out there? They're animals.
这样 You know what?
给 Here.
这是什么 What is it?
拿去 Take it.
给你的 It's for you.
你在外面得保护好自己 You gotta protect yourself out there,
不然你迟早被搞死 otherwise you're gonna get fucked.
兰道尔 Randall.
我不能持枪 I'm not supposed to have a gun.
别害怕啊 亚瑟 没人会知道 Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know.
你可以找时间再给我钱 And you can pay me back some other time.
有我罩着你呢 You know you're my boy.
亚瑟 霍伊特让你去他办公室 Arthur... Hoyt wants to see you in his office.
盖瑞 你知道我好奇什么吗 Hey, Gary, you know what I've always wondered?
我不知道 No idea.
你们把迷你高尔夫会直接叫高尔夫吗 Do you people call it miniature golf, or is it just golf to you?
盖瑞 锤他老二 Punch him in the dick, Gary.
嗨霍伊特 Hello, Hoyt.
盖瑞说你要见我 Gary said you wanted to see me?
喜剧事业发展如何了 出名了没 How's the comedy career? You're a famous stand-up yet?
还没 Not quite.
还在整理笑话素材呢 Just been working on my material.
不用坐下了 我很快说完 No, don't sit. This will be quick.
听着 我喜欢你 亚瑟 Look. I like you, Arthur.
很多人都觉得你是个怪胎 但我喜欢你 You know, lot of the guys here think you're a freak, but I like you.
我都不知道为什么 I don't even know why I like you.
但我又收到了投诉 But I got another complaint.
我开始生气了 是肯尼乐器店 And it's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music.
负责人说你跑了 The guy said you disappeared.
没有把牌子还给他们 Never even returned his sign.
因为我被抢了 Because I got jumped.
你没听说吗 Didn't you hear?
抢牌子 For a sign?
别胡扯了 都说不通 It's bullshit. It doesn't make sense,
把牌子还回去吧 just give him his sign back.
他那边都快要倒闭了 亚瑟 He's going out of business for God's sake, Arthur.
我有什么理由要偷牌子 Why would I keep that sign?
我他妈怎么知道每个人的想法 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything?
如果你不还回去 If you don't return the sign,
我只能从你的薪水里扣 I got to take it out of your pay check.
明白了吗 Are we clear?
听着 我是在帮你 好吗 Listen, I'm trying to help you. Okay?
我再告诉你件事 Now I tell you something else.
其他的人 他们与你相处很不舒服 亚瑟 The other guys, they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur.
他们觉得你很怪异 好吗 Because people think you're weird, okay?
我不能允许有这样的气氛 And I can't have that around me.
我也想解决这件事 I want it... I want it to work out...
等下等下 Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
谢谢 Thank you.
这栋楼好烂 对吧 This building is so awful, isn't it?
这栋楼好烂 对吧妈咪 This building is so awful, right, mommy?
是的宝贝 我听见了吉吉 Yeah, sweetie. I hear you, GiGi.
好烂啊 妈咪 It's so awful, mommy.
是吧 妈咪 Right, mommy?
-还行吧 -好烂啊 是吧 - It's fine. - This building's so awful, isn't it?
跟上 Come on.
头抬起来 Head up.
可能是邮差把它们扔了 Maybe the mailman is throwing them away.
妈妈 为什么那些信对你来说那么重要 Mom, why are these letters so important to you?
-你觉得他会干嘛 -他会帮我们 - What do you think he's gonna do? - He's gonna help us.
你当过他们的员工 You worked for them, what?
都三十年前的事了 30 years ago?
他凭什么会帮我们 Why would he help us?
因为托马斯·韦恩是个好男人 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man.
如果他知道我们的处境 If he knew how we were living,
如果他看见这个地方 他会觉得恶心 if he saw this place, it would make him sick.
这个解释够好了吧 I can't explain it to you any better than that.
我不想让你为钱的问题担心 I don't want you worrying about money.
或者是为我担心 Or me.
大家都说我的喜剧已经可以登上大舞台了 Everybody's telling me that my stand-up is ready for the big clubs.
但你凭什么觉得自己可以呢 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that?
-你在说什么 -我意思是 - What do you mean? - I mean...
要当喜剧演员 你自己不先得好笑吗 don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?
你叫什么 Hey, what's your name?
亚瑟 Arthur.
你好哇 亚瑟 Hey, Arthur.
你舞跳得真好 You're a really good dancer.
我知道 I know.
谁又不是呢 And who is not?
他不是 Him.
开心果 你怎么了 你还好吗 Happy! What was that? Are you okay?
妈妈 什么 Mom, what?
那个声音 你听见了吗 That noise! Did you hear that noise?
我在看老战争片呢 I'm... I'm watching an old war movie!
声音关小点 Turn it down!
太难了 妈妈 It's hard, mom.
能在这看到这么多情侣真好 It's nice to see these couples are at my show.
我有个妻子 我们喜欢角色扮演 I have a wife, we love to role play.
是的 很有性致呢 Yes. Yes, very sexy.
我现在最喜欢的扮演角色是 My favorite one right now is...
教授和一个急需过这门课以求毕业的学生 professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.
是的 Yes.
来告诉你我怎么演 So I tell you how I operate.
我是英国著名大学的教授 I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university.
我妻子是我西方文明基础课的大四学生 And my wife is a senior in my intro to western civ.
我知道你们会奇怪 为什么大四才上基础课 I know, I know, why is she... why is she a senior in intro?
我当时也觉得不信 I didn't buy it either.
所以她在我工作时间来找我 So she comes to me during my office hours,
周一到周三 三点到五点 Monday and Wednesday 3:00 to 5:00,
然后她说 抱歉 路易斯教授 and she says, excuse me, professor Lewis.
我不能用我的真名 学校不接纳犹太人 I can't use my real last name at this collage 'cause they don't hire Jews.
这个问题等我有终身教职再解决 Something I'll address once I have a tenure, but for now.
她说 对不起路易斯教授 She says, excuse me professor Lewis.
我觉得这门课我可能过不了 I think I might be in danger of failing intro to western civ.
我只想让你知道我为了过这门课 什么都愿意 And I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass.
我说"什么都愿意吗" 她说"对" I said "anything?", and she says "Aah".
眼神交流 调侃观察到的细节 性致上的笑话永不过时
关于精神疾病
人们总想让你得体一点 就好像你不得体一样 : )
嗨 Oh. Hey.
嗨 Hey.
你今天在跟踪我吗 Were you following me today?
是啊 Yeah.
我就觉得是你 I thought that was you.
我还想着你会来把我们抢劫了 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place.
我有枪 I have a gun.
我可以明天去 I'll come by tomorrow.
你真好笑 亚瑟 You're so funny, Arthur.
是啊 Yeah...
我知道吗 我是做喜剧的 You know, I... I do stand-up comedy.
你应该过来看看我的演出 You should maybe come and see a show sometime.
可以啊 I could do that.
真的吗 Yeah?
真的 告诉我时间吧 Yeah. You let me know when?
霍伊特 拜托 Hoyt, please.
我爱这份工作 I love this job.
亚瑟 你解释下 Arthur, I need to know
你带枪去儿童医院干嘛 why you brought a gun into a kids hospital.
是道具啊 表演加的 It's a part. It's part of my act now.
放屁 胡扯 That's bullshit! Bullshit!
哪门子小丑会他妈带枪 What kind of a clown carries a fucking gun?
兰德尔还说你上周找他买转轮枪 Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week.
-兰德尔这么说吗 -你真是傻逼 亚瑟 - Randall told you that? - You 're fuck up, Arthur.
还撒谎 And a liar.
你别干了 You're fired!
杰弗森街到了 下一站第九大道 Jefferson Street. Next stop Ninth Avenue.
她想要我号码 I'm telling you, she wanted my number.
我们应该留下的 We should have just stayed.
做梦吧 她对你完全没兴趣 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested... at all.
你疯了吗 看见我们跳舞贴得多近没 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing!?
她都爱上我了 兄弟 She was in love, bro.
她巴不得甩掉你好吗 She couldn't wait to get away from you.
莱恩 我有瞎编吗 跟他说你看到什么了 Ryan. Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.
要吃薯条吗 Hey. You want some french fries?
美女 Hello...?
-跟你说话呢 -不要 谢谢 - I'm talking to you. Hey. - No, thank you.
确定吗 You sure?
真的很好吃 They're really good.
别不理他啊 他在对你示好呢 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.
有什么好笑的 混蛋 Is something funny, asshole?
贱人 Bitch!
《Send In The Clowns》——Barbra Streisand
*不算荒唐吗* *Isn't it rich?*
*我们不般配吗* *Are we a pair?*
*我安稳在地* *Me here, at last on the ground*
*你却飘浮半空* *You in mid-air*
*快让小丑上场* *Send in the clowns.*
*不是种福气吗* *Isn't it bliss?*
*难道你不同意吗* *Don't you approve?*
拜托 不要 Please. Don't.
*一个泪流不止* *One who keeps tearing around*
*一个无法动弹* *One who can't move.*
*小丑在哪呢* *Where are the clowns?*
*应该有小丑才对* *There ought to be clowns.*
能说说什么这么好笑吗 哥们 So, buddy, tell us. What's so fucking funny?
没什么 我... Nothing. I...
是我的病 I have a... I have a condition.
我来告诉你什么病 傻逼 I'll tell you what you have, asshole.
拜托 不要 Please. Don't.
还会踢人呢 抓住他 抓紧了 We've got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady, hold him steady.
趴着 怪胎 Stay down, freak!
不 不 No! No!
救命 救命 Hey! Help! Help!
第九大道到了 下一站... Ninth Avenue. Next stop...
请注意车门即将关闭 Stay clear of the closing doors.
完了 完了 Fuck, fuck.
新闻说是个带全妆的男性啊 I read it was a guy in a full make-up.
不是 是戴的面具 No, it says right here it was a mask.
不管怎样 对生意有好处 Either way, I think it's good for business.
报纸到处都在报道小丑 They got clowns in front of every newspaper.
兄弟 有什么好消息 Big man, what's the good word?
亚瑟 听说你的事了 Hey, Arthur. I heard what happened.
抱歉 兄弟 Sorry, mate.
是啊 太不公平了 Yeah, it doesn't seem fair,
这样被开除 you get fired like that.
你真带枪去儿童医院了啊 老亚 Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Arty?
你他妈干嘛带枪啊 What the fuck would you do that for?
你新加的表演内容吗 亚瑟 Is that part of your new act, Arthur?
跳舞不够有趣的话 If your dancing doesn't do the trick,
就打算一枪毙了自己吗 you just gonna shoot yourself?
怎么不去问兰德尔 Why don't you ask Randall about it?
是他的枪 It was his gun.
-什么 -我还欠你枪钱对吧 - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I?
你他妈瞎说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
别说屁话了 亚瑟 Stop talking outta your ass, Art!
不好 Oh, no!
忘记"打"卡下班咯 I forgot to punch out.
别忘记微笑
别笑
市里正在调查 And as our city tries to make sense
上周在地铁发生的三人惨死案 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week.
我们请到了托马斯·韦恩 We're joined by Thomas Wayne.
开心果快看 托马斯·韦恩上电视了 Happy, look. Thomas Wayne's on TV.
他同这出惨案有私人感情 He has a personnel connection with this tragedy.
好的 妈妈 Yes, mother.
谢谢邀请我作客 Thanks for having me on show.
他们在聊地铁那个可怕的杀人案 They're asking him about those horrible subway murders.
谢谢托马斯 我知道你不好受 Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you.
-怎么找他 -这些年轻人都是... - Why him? - These young men all were...
他好像胖了点 Looks like he's gained weight.
这三名死者都是韦恩投资的员工 Yes, all three of them worked for Wayne investments.
心地善良 知识分子 Good, decent, educated,
虽然我和他们没有私交 although, I didn't know any of them personally.
但韦恩集团的员工不管离职还是在职 都是家人 Like all the Wayne employees, past and present, they were family.
听到了吗 我就说我们是家人 You hear that! I told you. We're family.
最近似乎 There now seems to be a a
市里掀起一股仇富的风潮 groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city.
似乎穷苦的人民 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents
都站在凶手这边 are taken the side of the killer.
是啊 让人感慨 Yes and it's a shame.
这也是我决定竞选市长的原因之一 It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor.
哥谭市迷失了 Gotham has lost its way.
目击者的证词您怎么看呢 What about the eyewitness report
说嫌疑人带着小丑面具 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask?
我觉得很合理 Well, it makes total sense to me.
什么样的孬种会干这种残忍事 What kind of a coward would do something that cold-blooded?
只能躲在面具背后 Someone who hides behind a mask.
眼红那些比自己过得好的人 Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves,
结果却没胆量露脸 yet they're too scared to show their own face.
这群人改过自新之前 And until all those kind of people change for the better...
我们这些有所成就的人 Those of us who've made something of our lives,
会永远把那些无能的人 will always look at those who haven't
当作无名小丑 as nothing but clowns.
托马斯·韦恩 感谢出席节目 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning.
这不好笑 It's not funny.
我那天在电台听到首歌 I heard this song on the radio the other day.
唱歌那个人 And the guy was singing,
名字叫嘉年华 that his name was Carnival.
-亚瑟 -太扯了 - Arthur. - It's just crazy,
那是我的小丑艺名 because that's my clown name. At work.
直到前段时间 But until a while ago
我都感觉从没人在意我 it was like nobody ever saw me.
我都不知道自己是否真的存在 Even I didn't know if I really existed.
亚瑟 我有坏消息 Arthur, I have some bad news for you.
你没在听对吧 You don't listen, do you?
你好像从没认真听过 I don't think you ever really hear me.
就是每周问我重复的问题 You just ask the same questions every week:
"工作如何" "How was your job?"
"有什么负面想法吗" "Are you having any negative thoughts?"
我脑子里只有负面想法 All I have are negative thoughts.
但反正你都不听 But you don't listen. Anyway,
我说我这辈子 I said, for my whole life
都不知道自己是否真的存在 I didn't know if I even really existed.
但我确实存在 But I do.
终于有人注意到我 And people are starting to notice.
他们削减了预算 They've cut our funding.
下周就关掉这里了 We're closing down our offices next week.
政府在全面缩减预算 The city's cut funding across the board,
免不了社会服务局 social services is part of that.
这是我们最后一次会面了 This is the last time we will be meeting.
好吧 Okay.
他们根本不在乎你们的死活 亚瑟 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur.
我这种人他们也不在乎 And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
操 Oh, fuck.
这下我找谁拿药 How am I supposed to get my medication now?
找谁诉苦呢 Who do I talk to?
抱歉 亚瑟 I'm sorry, Arthur.
我觉得大多数女人把上床当作买车 I think, uh... I think most women look at sex like buying a car.
比如 "这车靠得住吗" You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long term?"
安不安全 可不可靠 Is it safe. Is it reliable?
会不会害死人啊 Could it kill me?
男人把上床当停车 Most guys look at sex like parking a car.
比如"有车位诶" We're like "There's a spot".
"那边还有个车位 好像也能停" "There is another spot, that would work."
"要给钱啊 那算了" "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind."
"残疾车位 希望没人看见" "Handicapped? Hope no one sees us."
好了 我的时间到了 谢谢大家 Alright that's my time. Thank you very much, guys.
再次鼓掌 大家 One more time, ya' all.
接下来这位喜剧演员 Alright, this next comic
自称是哥谭终身居民 describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident
从小就被熏陶 who from a young age was always told that:
"他的人生目标 "His purpose in life was to
是给这个冷酷黑暗的世界带来欢声笑语" bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world."
行吧 Umm.. okay.
请大家掌声欢迎亚瑟·弗莱克 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, ya' all. Arthur Fleck.
大家好 很高兴在这里表演 Hello, it's good to be here...
我讨厌 I hate...
我...我小时候讨厌上学 I... I hated school as a kid.
我还是个孩子的时候讨厌上学 I hated school as a... as a kid.
我妈妈就会说 But my mother would always say, -
你要喜欢上学 有一天你会要挣钱养活自己 "you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living."
我不 妈妈 我要做个喜剧演员 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!"
有了 Here is one.
我那天就在想 You know, I was just thinking the other day,
那些有钱人为什么不省下 why are the rich people so...
《Smile》——Nat King Cole
*微笑吧 哪怕心在痛* *Smile tho' your heart is aching*
*微笑吧 哪怕它在受伤* *Smile even tho' it's breaking*
*当天空有云* *When there are clouds in the sky*
*你会熬过去的* *You'll get by*
*如果你用笑脸面对恐惧和悲伤* *If you smile thro' your fear and sorrow*
杀手小丑逍遥法外 谋杀案最新消息
*微笑吧 或许明天* *Smile and maybe tomorrow*
你会看到太阳照耀着你 *You'll see the sun come shining thro' for you*
你相信这个 Do you believe that shit?
小丑义警
去他妈的吧 Fuck 'em!
我觉得做这事的人是个英雄 I think the guy that did it is a hero.
哥谭市又少了三个混蛋 Three less pricks in Gotham city,
也就剩一百万个了 only a million more to go.
*那就是时候* *That's the time*
*你必须继续尝试* *You must keep on trying*
*微笑吧 哭泣有什么用* *Smile, what's the use of crying*
*你会发现生活仍然值得* *You'll find that life is still worth-while*
甜甜圈店
*如果你尽情微笑* *If you just smile*
我知道你会怎么想 I know what you're gonna be thinking.
再次谢谢你们的笑声 And buddy, as always thanks for the laughs.
希望下次再见 Sure, will see you again.
-你知道我们住这的 是吧 -希望是 You will be here, right? I hope.
明晚的来宾是 戴安娜·亨顿 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson,
格朗·戈登和动物专家休·利特尔 Grieg Gordon, and animal expert Hugh Little.
感谢观看 晚安 Thanks for watching. Good night.
记好了 And always remember
这就是人生 "That's Life".
这就是人生 That's life.
妈妈 醒醒 该上床睡觉了 Mom, time to wake up. We go to bed.
不 开心果 No, Happy.
我又给他写了信 I wrote him a new letter.
来嘛 跟我一起跳舞 Come on, dance with me.
写给托马斯·韦恩 很重要的 For Thomas Wayne. That's important.
你身上有古龙水味 You smell like cologne.
因为我刚刚去约会了 Because I just had a big date.
别忘了寄给他 Just don't forget to mail it.
《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》将在哥谭市市中心东部演播室录制
亲爱的韦恩
你的儿子和我需要你的帮助
你是我和你儿子唯一的希望
爱你的潘妮·弗莱克
你会杀了我的 你会让我心脏病发作 You're gonna kill me! You're gonna give me a hard time!
我不会 I won't give you a...
别敲了 No! No!
我开门 求求你别生气了 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry!
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
我没有生气 妈 我没有生气 I'm not angry, mom. I'm not angry.
拜托 Please.
妈妈 这是真的吗 Mom, is this real?
他是个了不起的男人 He is an extraordinary man, Happy.
他手握重权 He is a very powerful man.
我们相爱了 We were in love.
他说从经验来看 我们最好别在一起 He said it was best if we would not be together because of appearances.
而我谁也没有告诉 因为 And I couldn't tell anyone because,
我签了些协议 I signed some papers.
再说你也能想到人们会怎么说 And besides, you can imagine what people would say about
托马斯和我 Thomas and me and...
他们会怎么说你 what they'd say about you.
他们会怎么说 妈 What would they say, mom?
小丑义警依然在逃
托马斯·韦恩参与竞选带给哥谭市新的生机
你好 Hi.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
我是布鲁斯 I'm Bruce.
布鲁斯 Bruce.
我是亚瑟 I'm Arthur.
好多了 That's better.
布鲁斯 布鲁斯 Bruce! Bruce!
-离那人远点 -没事 我是个好人 - Get away from that man. - It's okay. I'm a good guy.
你干什么呢 你是谁 What are you doing? Who are you?
我来见韦恩先生 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne.
那你不该跟他的儿子说话 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son.
-你给他这些花干什么 -它们不是真的 - Where did you get him these flowers? - No, they're not real.
是魔法 It's... magic.
-我就是想逗他笑 -可那并不有趣 不是吗 - I was just trying to make him smile. - Well, It's not funny, is it?
-要我叫警察吗 -不 拜托 - Do I need to call the police? - No, please.
我妈妈叫潘妮 潘妮·弗莱克 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck.
她几年前在这工作过 She used to work here years ago.
能请你转告韦恩先生我想见他吗 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him?
-你是她的儿子 -对 - You're her son? Yeah.
你认识她吗 Did you know her?
我知道他们俩的事 I know about the two of them.
她都告诉我了 She told me everything.
没什么可知道的 There's nothing to know.
没有什么"他们" There is no "them".
你妈妈痴心妄想 Your mother was delusional.
-她有病得很 -别那么说 - She was a sick woman. - Don't say that.
赶紧走吧 Just go.
省得自取其辱 Before you make a fool of yourself.
托马斯·韦恩是我父亲 Thomas Wayne is my farther.
他抛弃了我 He left me!
放开我 Let go!
保持呼吸速率在十五 Keep your respiration's around 15.
慢点 下面有台阶 Slow, there're some stairs coming up.
妈 Mom?
-出什么事了 -您哪位 - What happened? - Who are you?
-我是她儿子 出什么事了 -请跟我们来 - I'm her son. What happened? - You can probably help us out to decide.
-还不知道具体情况 -打开救护车后门 - We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance.
台阶 还有一级 再抬一下 Come on. We have one more left.
进气很少 麦克 I'm getting a little resistence here. Michael.
把她抬上去 Come on, give her a lift.
稳住头部 抬 Position her head. Lift.
借过 先生 Excuse me, sir.
-您母亲在服用任何药物吗 -没有 - Does your mother take any medications? - No.
-我听不见您 先生 -没有 - Excuse me, I can't hear you. - No.
-先生 你们上次说话是什么时候 -我忘了 - Sir, what was the last time you spoke to her? - I don't know.
弗莱克先生 Mr. Fleck.
急救中心
抱歉打扰您 我是加里蒂警探 Sorry to bother you. I'm detective Garrity.
这是我的搭档伯克警探 This is my partner detective Burke.
我们想问你几个问题 但你没有在家 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home.
我们跟你母亲聊了两句 So... we spoke with your mother.
-你们跟她说什么了 你们让她进医院的吗 -什么 - What did you say to her? - Did you do this? What?
不不不 不是 No. No, no. No,
我们只是问了她些问题 we just asked her some questions.
她就歇斯底里了 过度换气 And she got hysterical.. Hyperventilating,
-撞到了头 -医生说她中风了 - then collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. - Yeah, the doctor said she had a stroke.
我们很遗憾 We're sorry to hear about that.
但就像我说的 我们还是要请教你几个问题 But like I said, I still has some questions for you.
是关于上周地铁里的凶杀案的 They're about the subway killings that happened last week.
你听说了吧 You've heard about them, right?
是 太恐怖了 Yeah. It's horrible.
是啊 Right.
我们跟你在哈哈的老板聊过了 So with spoke with your boss over at... Ha-Ha's.
他说你因为带枪去了儿童医院所以被开除了 He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital.
-情况属实吗 弗莱克先生 -那是个道具 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop.
那是我表演的一部分 我是派对小丑 It was part of my act. I'm a party clown.
那你为什么会被解雇呢 Alright, so why were you fired?
他们说我不够有意思 你能想象吗 They said I wasn't funny enough. Can you imagine that?
你们不介意的话 我要去照顾妈妈了 If you don't mind, I have to go and take care of my mother.
你的老板还给了我们一张你那个卡片 Your boss also gave us one of your cards.
你所说的这个症状 不合时宜的笑 This condition of yours, laughing.
是真的吗 还是也是小丑把戏 Is it real, or some sort of a clown thing?
-小丑把戏 -对啊 - "A clown thing?" - Yeah.
这只能出 It's exit only.
她不会有事的 She's gonna be ok.
-我去弄杯咖啡 你要吗 -嗯 - I gonna get a coffee. You want one? - Yeah.
前天晚上 我告诉我的小儿子比利 So, the other night I told my younger son, Billy,
最小的 脑子不太灵光的那个 you know the new one, the... not so brighten one.
我跟他说 比利 垃圾车还在罢工 I... I told him the garbage strike is still going on, Billy,..
他说 我没开玩笑 比利说 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says,
"那我们的垃圾从哪来" "So where are we gonna get all our garbage from?".
最后 所有人都以为能像我一样靠讲笑话挣钱 And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job,
我们从哥谭波哥喜剧俱乐部拿到了这样一份录像 we got this video tape from Pogo's comedy club right here in Gotham.
这个人觉得只要他一直笑 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing,
就能让大家笑 it'll somehow make you funny.
我们来看看这个小丑 Check out this joker.
我的天 Oh, no!
我小时候特别讨厌上学 I hated school as a kid.
但是我妈妈总说 But my mother would always say,
"你应该好好学习 "You know, you should enjoy it.
有天你得靠工作谋生" One day you'll have to work for a living."
"才不要 妈妈 我要当喜剧演员" "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!"
你就该听你妈妈的话 You should have listened to your mother.
还有一段 还有一段 鲍比 And one more. One more, Bobby.
再看一段 我喜欢这个家伙 Let's see one more. I love this guy.
真好笑 It's funny.
我小的时候 When I was a little boy,
告诉人们我要当喜剧演员 and told people that I was gonna be a comedian,
每个人都笑我 everyone laughed at me.
现在却没人笑了 Well, no one's laughing now.
你说的没错 伙计 You can say that again, pal.
好了 今晚的节目很精彩 Alright, We've got a great show for you tonight. Sure.
有请女演员乔安·茉莉根 ...here actress Joan Mulligan,
还有梅尔鲁宾为我们带来最新歌曲 and new music from Melruban and the stiff.
杀死有钱人 全新运动
市政府附近的形势愈演愈烈 As tensions mount around the metro area
斯托克市长恳求市民保持冷静 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail.
市政服务已经受到影响 City services has been affected
一些商店已经决定在动荡期间歇业 and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest.
记者查克·史蒂芬报道 Chuck Stevens filed this report.
这几周来 世民的愤恨不满逐渐累积 The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks
似乎就要爆发 seem close to exploding.
示威者穿着小丑服装 Protesters, many dressed as clowns,
占领数条街道 对城市精英人群进行示威游行 took the streets today in one of the several demonstrations taking on the city's elite,
其中有一场示威游行就在 including a massive rally outside
托马斯·韦恩慈善活动举办地点 他家外面 Thomas Wayne's benefit at Wayne Home.
这一切有什么意义 What's the point of all this?
去死吧有钱人 去死吧韦恩 Fuck the rich! Fuck Mr. Wayne.
就是他妈的这回事 That's what this all fucking thing was about.
去你妈的狗屁体制 Fuck all this system!
最近宣布竞选市长的韦恩 Wayne, who recently announced his running for mayor
左: 骂我是小丑 叫我很忧愁 右: 我给市长画个小丑
韦恩=法西斯
会参加这次慈善活动 will be attending the benefit.
观众也许还记得正是托马斯·韦恩 You might remember, it was Thomas Wayne
首先将许多哥谭市市民形容为"小丑" who first referred to many of Gotam's residents as "clowns".
至今他仍拒绝道歉 Today, he offered little in way of an apology.
要我说的话 那些人有些毛病 Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people.
我是来帮助他们的 And I'm here to help them.
帮助他们摆脱贫穷 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty,
帮他们奔小康 help make they're lives better.
所以我才竞选 That's why I'm running.
他们也许没有意识到 但我才是他们唯一的希望 They may not realize it, but I'm their only hope.
我们都是小丑
有钱人去死
韦恩去死
韦恩下台 韦恩下台 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne!
小丑当市长
危险
有什么事吗 Can I help you, pal?
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
你是要签名什么的吗 Do you want an autograph or something?
不是 No.
我的名字是亚瑟 My name is Arthur.
潘妮·弗莱克是我的妈妈 Penny Fleck is my mother.
天哪 你就是昨天来我家的那个人 Jesus. You're the guy that came to my house yesterday?
是的 很抱歉我突然出现 Yes, I'm sorry I just showed up.
不过我妈妈把一切都告诉我了 Well, my mother told me everything.
-我必须和你谈谈 -听着 我不是你的父亲 - And I had to talk to you, you know? - Look, pal, I'm not your father.
你有什么毛病 I mean, what's wrong with you?
看看我们俩 Look at us.
-我确定你就是 -那是不可能的 - I'm sure you're. - Well, that's impossible.
因为你是被领养的 而我根本就没睡你妈 Because you were adopted and I never slept with your mother.
-你想从我这捞到什么好处 钱吗 -我不是被领养的 - What do you want from me, money? - I wasn't adopted.
不 我不是被领养的 No, I wasn't adopted.
-天 她没告诉你吗 -告诉我什么 - Jesus. She never told you? - Told me what?
你母亲在为我们工作的时候 领养了你 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us.
那不是真的 That is not true.
你为什么要这么说 Why are you saying that?
因为她之前被抓进了阿卡姆州立医院 Because she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital
当时你还小 when you were just a little boy.
你为什么要说这些话 你别跟我说谎 Why are you saying this? I don't need you to tell me lies.
我知道这很奇怪 I know it seems strange.
我没想让你尴尬 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable,
我不明白为什么每个人都这么粗鲁 I don't know why everyone is so rude.
我不懂为什么你也这样 我不想要你的任何东西 I don't know why you are. I don't want anything from you.
不能温和一点吗 不能给个拥抱吗 爸 Maybe a little bit of warm, maybe a hug dad!
他妈有点起码的礼貌不行吗 How much as a little bit of fucking decency?
你们这些人是有什么毛病 What is it with you people?!
你看过我妈痛苦的样子吗 Did you see the way suffer my mother?
-她疯了 -她... - She's crazy. - She's... huh-huh!
-你觉得这很好笑吗 -嗯 - You think this is funny? - Yeah... huh-huh!
爸 是我呀 别这样 Dad, it's me! Come on.
你再碰我儿子一下 我他妈就宰了你 You touch my son again. I'll fucking kill you.
你好 弗莱克先生 我是加里蒂警探 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is detective Garrity.
我们前天在哥谭见过面 We met the other night at the Gotham General.
我和我的搭档还有几个问题想问你 My partner and I had a few more questions for you.
我们今天去你的公寓拜访了 但是你不在家 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't at home.
听到留言后 请给我回个电话 Please, give me a call when you've heard this message.
重复一遍 我是加里蒂警探 电话是212..99 Again, this is Detective Garrity. My number is 212... 99.
这是给亚瑟·弗莱克的留言 Uh, this message is for Arthur Fleck.
我叫雪莉·伍兹 替《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》工作 My name is Shirley Woods, I work on the Murray Franklin show.
不知道你看到了没 莫瑞最近在节目上放了一段你的脱口秀表演 I don't know if you're aware, but Murray played a clip of your stand-up on the show recently
然后我们收到了观众的热烈反应 and we've gotten an amazing response from our viewers.
莫瑞让我给你打个电话 看你是否能... And Mr. Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're...
你是谁 Who is this?
你好 我是雪莉·伍兹 Oh. Hi, this is Shirley Woods.
我是《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》的工作人员 I'm the show-booker from Live With Murray Franklin.
你是亚瑟吗 Is this Arthur?
是的 Yes.
你好 亚瑟 就是我刚才说的 Hi, Arthur. Well, and as I was saying,
我们收到了很多关于你的电话 反响热烈 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip, amazing responses.
莫瑞想让我联系你 看看你能不能来做他的节目嘉宾 And, Murray asked if I would reach out to you to see if you would come on as his guest.
莫瑞想让我参加《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》 Murray wants me to come on the Murray Franklin show?
是啊 是不是很棒 Yes, isn't that great?
他想和你聊聊 也许该需要你表演一段 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act.
你觉得好吗 Does that sound good to you?
听起来很好 Yeah, that's sounds great.
我们现在能确定日期吗 Can we set up a date right now?
你下周四有空吗 Are you available next Thursday?
阿卡姆州立医院
嘿 Hey.
让你久等了 Sorry about that, my man.
十年以上的记录都存放在这个地下室 All our records that are 10 years or older are stored in the basement
你说的又是30年前的记录 所以 and you're talking about something' 30 years ago, so.
能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
当然 Sure.
一个人怎么会沦落到这地方 How does someone wind up in here?
这里的人都犯了法的吗 Have they all...all the people committed crimes?
是啊 有些人是的 Oh, yeah. Some have.
有些是疯了 伤害自己或别人 Some are just crazy and pose a danger to themselves or others.
有些人只是无家可归 Some just got nowhere else to go.
不知道做什么 你懂的 Don't know what to do, you know?
是啊 我懂的 兄弟 Yeah, I hear you, brother.
有时候 我也不知道做什么 Sometimes I don't know what to do.
上次我杀了几个人 Last time I ended up taking it out on some people.
我以为这件事会困扰我 但压根没有 I thought it was gonna bother me but, it really hasn't.
你说什么 What's that?
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
我做了坏事 I've done some bad shit.
你懂我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.
想要开心过日子 It's so hard just to try and be
真的很难 happy all the time.
听着 我不... Hey, um, listen, man...
我只不过是个行政助理 就像文员 I'm just an administrative assistant. Like a clerk,
做的都是些书面工作 you know. All I do is file paperwork,
我不知道说什么好 I don't know what to tell you,
但你应该去看心理医生 But you should see somebody.
他们有这种项目 市政服务什么的 They have programs, city services, stuff like that.
是啊 预算都裁剪了 Oh, yeah. They cut all those.
好了 就是这个 All right. Here it is.
潘妮·弗莱克 我看到了 Fleck. Penny Fleck. I see.
主治医生是本杰明·斯托纳 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner...
病人得了 Oh, the patient suffers from
妄想性精神病 delusional psychosis
和自恋型人格障碍 and narcissistic personality disorder... hm.
因为危害自己的孩子而被判罪 Was found guilty of endangering the welfare of her own child...
怎么了 What?
你说她是你妈妈 You said she's your mother?
抱歉 我说过不能把病例给你 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know,
除非有申请文件 不然我会有麻烦的 without the proper forms. I... I could get in trouble.
如果你把你妈妈带来签字会容易些 Look, if you wanna bring your mom in here to sign, that would be much easier,
但没有她的签字就不能给你 but, I can't... I can't let this go without a signature, okay?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
别这样 No, man!
别这样 把它还给我 Come on, man! Give it to me!
喂 Hey! Hey!
哥谭市立医门诊部精神科
精神病史及评估
潘妮·弗莱克
极度怪异行为
肢体虐待
儿童收养申请书
托马斯说是我造成的 Thomas had them all made up,
所以这成了我们的秘密 so it stayed our secret.
当你的一个男朋友 You also stood by
反复虐待你的养子的时候 as one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused
你也袖手旁观了 your adopted son
他甚至也打你 and battered you.
养母放任孩子的虐待行为
可怕的弗莱克一家母子
你儿子被发现拴在暖气上 your son was found tied to a radiator
在你肮脏的公寓内 in your filthy apartment,
他营养不良 身上布满淤青 malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body
头部遭到了严重创伤 and severe trauma to his head.
我从没听他哭过 I never heard him crying.
他一直都是个快乐的小男孩 He's always been such a happy little boy.
嘘 该睡觉了 Shh... it's time for bed.
天呐 Oh, my god!
你来这干什么 What are you doing in here?
这不是你家 You're in the wrong apartment.
你叫亚瑟 对吗 Your name is Arthur, right?
你住在楼下 You live down the hall.
我想让你离开 I really need you to leave.
我女儿正在别的屋里睡觉 My little girl is sleeping in the other room.
拜托了 Please.
我今天过得很糟 I've had a bad day.
需要我叫人来吗 你妈妈在家吗 Can I call someone? Is your mother home?
潘妮 Hi, Penny.
潘妮·弗莱克 Penny Fleck.
我一直很讨厌这个名字 I always hated that name.
你过去常常和我讲 You know, you used to tell me
我的大笑 that my laugh
是种疾病 was a condition,
我身体出了点问题 that there are something wrong with me.
不是的 There isn't.
这就是真正的我 That's the real me.
开心果 Ha... appy
"开心果" "Happy".
可笑 Funny.
我该死的人生中 I haven't been happy
没有一刻真正开心过 for one minute of my entire fucking life.
你知道可笑的是什么 You know what's funny?
真正惹我笑的是什么 You know what really makes me laugh?
我曾以为我的人生是个悲剧 I used to think that my life was a tragedy,
但现在我意识到 but now I realize
就是个该死的喜剧 that's a fucking comedy.
一位优秀的演员 A very fine actor.
他有部新电影叫《美国花花公子》 He's got a new movie called 'American Playboy',
这周在全国上映 你会来看吗 opening this week across the country. Will you please welcome
节目的老朋友 伊森·杰克先生 a good friend of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase.
很高兴见到你 伊森 你看起来太棒了 Good to see you, Ethan. You looking great.
非常感谢 你也是 Thank you very much. You look good yourself.
没什么可抱怨的 Ah, can't complain.
莫瑞 非常感谢你 Hi, Murray, Thank so much for having...
你好 莫瑞 Hey, Murray.
非常感谢你邀请我来参加节目 Thank you so much for having me on the show.
这是我一生的梦想 It's been a lifetime dream of mine.
我现在非常紧张 I'm nervous right now.
-怎么了 -我感到 - What? - I am.
莫瑞 我一直 Hey, Murray. I've been a...
这真是 That's...
抱歉 这是什么 I'm sorry, what's that?
这真的很搞笑 莫瑞 Oh, that's really funny, Murray.
我也是个喜剧演员 You know, I'm also a comedian.
你想听个笑话吗 Would you like to hear a joke?
是吗 你们都想听 Yeah? All of you?
好吧 Okay.
咚 咚 Knock. Knock-knock.
咚 咚 Knock-knock.
*这就是我的生活* *That's life*
*人们就是这么说的* *That's what all the people say*
*你在四月得意洋洋* * You're riding high in April*
*五月又萎靡不振* *Shot down in May*
*但我将要转变那种音调* *But I know I'm gonna change that tune*
*等我六月东山再起* *When I'm back on top, back on top in June*
*我说了这就是我的生活* *I said, that's life*
*可能看起来搞笑* *And as funny as it may seem*
*有些人找到了他们的乐子* *Some people get their kicks*
*将梦想跺在脚下* *Stompin' on a dream*
*但我不会因此而失望* *But I don't let it, let it get me down*
*因为这个美好的旧世界 一直在旋转* *'Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around*
*我是傀儡 乞丐 强盗* *I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate*
*诗人 小卒 国王* *A poet, a pawn and a king*
*我一直在起伏沉沦* *I've been up and down and over and out*
*我知道一件事* *And I know one thing*
*每当我找到自己* *Each time I find myself*
*接着就打脸* *Flat on my face*
*我又重新振作 回归到竞赛中* *I pick myself up and get back in the race*
*这就是生活* *That's life*
*我告诉你 我无法否认* *I tell ya, I can't deny it*
*我想过一走了之 宝贝* *I thought of quitting, baby*
*但我心不允许如此* *But my heart just ain't gonna buy it*
*如果我觉得这不值得一首歌* *And if I didn't think it was worth one single try*
来了 Coming!
*我将腾跃于大鸟之上 随它飞走* *I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly*
你好 亚瑟 Hey, Arthur.
近来可好 How's it going?
你们好 Oh, hi, guys.
进来吧 Come on in.
你有新演出吗 Did you, uh, get a new gig?
没有 No.
你一定去了市议厅的集会 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall.
我听说很疯狂 I hear It's gonna be nuts.
今天吗 Is it today?
是的 Yeah.
那么妆是怎么回事 What's with the make-up, then?
我妈妈死了 My mom died.
我在庆祝 I'm celebrating.
没错 我们听说了 这就是我们过来的原因 Right. Uh.. we heard. That's... That's why we came by. Figured...
你可以振作点 uh, you could use some cheering up.
这很贴心 Oh, that's sweet.
但是 我感觉很好 But, no... I feel good.
我没吃药了 I stopped taking my medication.
我感觉好多了 I feel lot better now.
好吧 挺好的 Oh, okay, well, good for you.
那个 我不知道你是否听说了 So hey listen, I don't know if you've heard.
但有警察到店里去 But the cops had been calling around the shop
找那里的人谈 Talk all the guys
有关地铁谋杀的事 About the subway murder.
他们没找我谈 They didn't talk to me .
那是因为嫌疑人是正常体型 That's because the suspect was a regular sized person.
你他妈要不是侏儒早就进牢里去了 If you are not a fucking midget, you are already in jail right now
总之 霍伊特说 Anyway um ... Hoyt said
他们找你谈过 They talk to you and
现在他们在找我 Now they looking for me,
我只是想知道你都说了些啥 I just want to know what you said
确认我们讲的对的上号 Make sure our stories line up
我这么说 是因为你是我的好伙计 seeing as, you are my boy and...
很有道理 it makes lot of sense.
你知道我的意思 you know what I mean...
谢了 兰道尔 非常感谢 Thank you, Randall thank you so much.
-我只是想 -我去 - I just wanna... - Oh, fuck!
不 No!
亚瑟 不 Arthur, no!
不 No!
搞什么 What?
不 No!
你为什么要杀他 亚瑟 Why would you do that? Arthur.
你看《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》吗 Do you watch Murray Franklin Show?
是啊 Yeah.
我今晚会上节目 I'll be there on it tonight.
难以置信 不是吗 This is fucking crazy, 'innit?
我要上电视了 Me on the telly.
搞什么啊 亚瑟 What's the fuck Auther?
什么 What?
没事的 盖瑞 你走吧 It's okay, Garry. You can go.
我不会伤害你的 I'm not gonna hurt you.
别看了 走就是了 Don't look, just go
完蛋 Oh, fuck.
那个 亚瑟 Hey Arthur.
怎么了 Yeah?
能帮忙开下门吗 亚瑟 Arthur, can you get... the lock?
妈的 Shit.
对不起 盖瑞 It's alright, Garry.
盖瑞 Gary?
怎么 Yeah?
只有你对我很好 You're the only one that's ever been nice to me.
走吧 Get out of here.
我们得谈谈 亚瑟 Hey, Auther we need to talk.
站住 Hey stop!
亚瑟 Auther!
-你他妈的 -让开 - You fucking... - Hey, out of the way!
闪开 Move!
亚瑟 Auther!
喂 Hey!
亚瑟 停下 Auther stop!
快追 Go! Go!
开往市区的0列车即将发车
请勿妨碍车门关闭 Stand clear of the closing doors.
让那车停下 Hold that train!
停下 Hold it!
打开那该死的门 Open the fucking door!
让开 Get out.
下一站 贝弗公园 Next sation is Bever Park.
面具摘了 面具摘了 Mask off,mask off
放下 Put down now!
警察 都退下 Police! Stand down!
退下 Stand down!
什么鬼 what the fuck.
打他 Hit ...
停下 别打了 警察 Stop fighting! Police! Police!
警察 退后 Police, get down!
退后趴下 Get down get the fuck back!
警察 给我退后 Police get down!
给我趴下 Get the fuck down!
给我退后 Get the fuck back!
搞什么 What the fuck.
亚瑟 Auther!
喂 Hey!
别乱来 God, no!
《莫瑞·法兰克林秀》现场直播
两名警官在列车上被群众殴打 Two office on the train were violently confronted by the crowd...
如今他们的情况已稳定 and they're in serious but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan.
现在我们将直播画面转给记者考特尼·韦瑟斯 We're going live now to co-anchor Courtney Weathers...
她正位于贝弗公园站 靠近枪击地点 who stand by outside at Bever Park station near where the shoot place
考特尼 那里情况怎么样 Courtney what's the scene there?
莫瑞 Murray, hey
你好 Hi, hi.
你该叫法兰克林先生 Its the Mr. Franklin.
别这样吉恩 别说这种鬼话 Oh, Come on Gene, that's all bullshit.
谢谢 莫瑞 Thank you, Murray.
我感觉认识你好久了 I feel like I knew you.
我一直是你的忠实观众 I've been watching you forever.
谢了 你的脸怎么了 Thank you. What's with the face?
你也参加游行了吗 That mean that you we're part of the protest?
不 我不信那些 No, I don't believe in any of that.
我什么都不信 I don't believe in anything.
我画成这样是因为对我表演有帮助 I just thought it would be good for my act.
对你的表演 For your act?
你没听说地铁发生了什么吗 Didn't you hear what happened on the subway?
有小丑被杀了 Some clown got killed.
他知道的 He's aware of that, yeah.
我没听说 No, I hadn't heard.
人们看到他肯定会疯掉的 You see, this is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on.
让他表演一小段得了 就别采访他了 Maybe... maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment.
没事的基恩 没关系 Gene, It's gonna work. It's gonna work.
我们会采访的 We're gonna go with it.
谢谢你 莫瑞 Thank you, Murray.
有两个规矩 couples of rules though,
不能有辱骂和种族歧视 我们是正规节目 No cursing, no off-color material, we do a clean show.
好吗 Okay?
-你在萨利医生后面出场 -我喜欢萨利医生 - You go on right after Dr. Sally. - I like Dr. Sally.
很好 Good! Good, good.
会有人来接你的 好吗 Well, someone will come and get you, okay?
很好 Perfect
-祝你好运 -谢谢你 莫瑞 - Good luck. - Thank you, Murray.
莫瑞 有件小事 Murray, One small thing.
-什么 -你介绍我出场时 - Yeah? - When you bring me out.
能叫我"小丑"吗 Can you introduce me as "Joker"?
为什么不用真名 What's wrong with your real name?
你在节目上就是这么叫我的 That's what you called me on the show
一个小丑 记得吗 A Joker. Do you remember?
有吗 Did I?
我不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
你说了算 就叫小丑 挺好的 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, joker it is. It's good.
谢谢你 莫瑞 Thank you, Murray.
我会试试 但我不确定我老婆让不让 I would try it, you know, but I'm not sure my wife would let me do it.
或许下一任会允许 Maybe my next wife.
你得亲眼见识下一位来宾 You gotta see our next guest for yourself.
我觉得这个人得看看医生 I'm pretty sure this guy can use a doctor.
他在性生活上有问题吗 Oh, does he have a sexual problem?
我觉得他问题可多了 He looks like he's got a lot of problems.
再放最后一遍他的录像 Alright, Let's show that clip one last time.
我小时候讨厌上学 I hated school as a kid.
但我妈妈总是说 But my mother would always say,
"你得好好上学 总有一天你得靠它找工作" "You should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living."
"不妈妈 我想当一个谐星" "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!"
好了 Okay
你可能已经看过下一位来宾的录像了 you may have seen that clip of our next guest.
在他登场之前 我只想说 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say
我们都对今晚发生的悲剧感到心痛 that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight.
这也是我请他出场的原因 But, this is how he wanted to come out.
说实话 我觉得我们需要一些欢笑 And, honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh.
让我们有请 小丑 So, please welcome "Joker".
鼓掌
你没事吧医生 Are you alright, doctor?
好一个独特的登场 Well, that was... quite an interest.
你没事吧 You okay?
是的 Oh, yeah.
这和我想象中的一模一样 This is exactly how I imagined it.
和我想的差远了 Well, that makes one of us.
你能讲讲你的造型吗 So, can you tell us about this look?
我们之前聊天时 你提到过 When we spoke earlier, you mentioned
说这跟政治无关 that this look is not a political statement, is that right?
是的莫瑞 我不喜欢政治 That's right, Murray. I'm not political.
我只想给人们带来欢笑 I'm just trying to make people laugh.
你成功了吗 And how's that goin' for ya?
没事 没事 你是位谐星 It's alright. It's alright. So, I know you're a comedian.
你有创作新的笑话吗 你想讲一个吗 Have you been working on any new material? You want to tell us a joke
可以 Yeah?
好的 Okay
他有一本书 He's got a book.
一本笑话书 A book of jokes.
我只希望我的死亡能让人生更有价值
慢慢来 我们有一晚上时间 Take your time. We go all night.
好的 就这个了 Okay. Okay. Here's one.
叮咚 Knock-knock.
这你也得看一眼 And you had to look that up?
我想好好讲 I wanted to get it right.
咚咚 Knock-knock.
是谁 Who's there?
是警察 女士 It's the Police, ma'am.
你儿子被人酒驾撞死了 Your son has been hit by a drunk driver.
不 不 Oh, no, no, no!
那种事你不能开玩笑 No, you cannot joke about that.
对 并不好笑 亚瑟 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur.
我们节目里不做这种幽默 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show.
好吧 我 我很抱歉 Okay, I'm s... Yeah, I'm sorry.
只是 It's just, you know,
我这几周过得不好 莫瑞 it's been a rough few weeks, Murray,
自从我 for ever since I
杀了那三个华尔街的家伙 killed those three wall-street guys.
好吧 我在等你抖包袱 Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline.
没有包袱 There is no punchline.
这不是笑话 It's not a joke.
你是认真的 对吗 You're serious, aren't you?
你是说 是你杀了地铁里那三个年轻人 You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?
-嗯 -我们凭什么相信你 - M-hm. - And why should we believe you?
我没什么好挂念的 I've got nothing left to lose.
什么都不会再伤害我 Nothing can hurt me anymore.
我的人生就是一出喜剧 My life is nothing but a comedy.
让我说清楚 你觉得杀了那些人好笑吗 Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny?
没错 I do.
我不想再装作不好笑 And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
喜剧是主观的 莫瑞 Comedy is subjective, Murray.
那就是他们说的 Isn't that what they say?
你们所有人 All of you,
体制最了解了 the system that knows so much,
是你们决定了对与错 you decide what's right or wrong
就像是你们决定了什么好笑 the same way that you decide what's funny...
什么不好笑 or not.
赶他下台 Get him off!
好吧 我觉得 Well, okay, I... I think
以我的理解 I might understand that you
你这么做是想发起一项运动 did this to start a movement,
或是成为一种象征 to become a symbol.
不是吧 莫瑞 Come on, Murray,
我看起来像那种会发起运动的小丑吗 do I look like the kind of a clown that could start a movement?
我杀那些人因为他们是烂人 I killed those guys because they were awful.
这年头人人都是烂人 Everybody's awful these days.
这就足以把人逼疯 It's enough to make anyone crazy.
好吧 所以你疯了 Okay. So that's it, you're crazy.
就成为杀了三个年轻人的借口 That's your defense for killing three young men?
不是 Nah.
他们唱歌找不到调 所以我杀了他们 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
为什么大家要为那些烂人难过 Oh! Why is everybody so upset about these guys?
要是我死在街头 你们都不会理我 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me.
我每天遇见你们 你们都没注意到我 I pass you everyday and you don't notice me!
但这些家伙 But these guys,
因为托马斯·韦恩在电视上为他们哭过 你们就可怜他们 what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?
这么说 你对托马斯·韦恩有不满 Well, you have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too?
没错 我有 Yes, I do.
你没见过外面的世界是什么样子吗 莫瑞 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray?
你没有走出过演播室吗 Do you ever actually leave the studio?
每个人都对别人大呼小叫 Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
没有一个人有礼貌 Nobody's civil anymore!
没有人替别人着想 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy.
你觉得像托马斯·韦恩那种人 You think men like Thomas Wayne
有替我这样的人着想过吗 ever think what it's like to be someone like me?
除了自己还会想过别人吗 不会 To be somebody but themselves? They don't.
他们以为我们会乖乖待着 默默承受 They think that we'll just sit there and take it
就像听话的小孩 like good little boys!
我们不会像狼人那样发狂 That we won't werewolf and go wild.
你说完了吗 You finished?
真是够自怨自艾的 亚瑟 I mean, there is so much self-pity, Arthur.
听起来你是在给杀那些年轻人找借口 You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men.
不是所有人 我跟你说 不是所有人都是烂人 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
-你是烂人 莫瑞 -我吗 - But you're awful, Murray. - Me?
我是烂人 是吗 我怎么会是 I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful?
播我的视频 Playing my video,
邀请我上节目 inviting me on the show...
你只是想嘲笑我 You just wanted to make fun of me.
你跟其他人一样 You're just like the rest of 'em.
你完全不了解我 You don't know the first thing about me, pal.
看看因为你做的事发生了什么 造成了什么结果 Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to.
外面发生了暴动 There are riots out there.
两名警察伤情严重 而你还在笑 Two policemen are in critical condition and you're laughing.
你一直在笑 You're laughing.
因为你做的事情今天又有人被杀了 Someone was killed today because of what you did.
我知道 I know.
再讲个笑话怎么样 莫瑞 How about a another joke, Murray?
不必了 我们听够了你的笑话 No, I think we got enough of your jokes.
-当你 -不用讲了 - What do you get.. - I don't think so.
当你惹怒精神有病的 被社会抛弃的 When you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society
像垃圾般对待的孤独人 that abandons him and treats him like trash?
报警 吉恩 Call the police, Gene.
-我告诉你会发生什么 -报警 - I'll tell you what you get. - Call the police!
你他妈会得到报应 You get what you fucking deserve!
晚安 永远记得 Good night. And always remember.
这是 That's...
突发新闻 Breaking news.
著名电视脱口秀主持人莫瑞·富兰克林 Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin was
在今晚直播中被枪杀身亡 shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program by one of his guests.
富兰克林介绍出场的小丑被逮捕 The man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest...
警察给嫌疑人戴上手铐带出演播室 The police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio...
-当问到他做了什么 -那只是笑话的一个包袱 - when asking him what he did.. - Merely just a punchline to a joke...
-再讲个笑话怎么样 -不必了 - Would you like another joke? - I don't think so.
被社会抛弃 像垃圾般对待 With the society that abandons him and treats him like trash.
要是我死在街头 你们都不会理我 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me!
他们都被体制所忽视 To all of those who have been ignored by the system...
正如你所见 哥谭市火光冲天 and as you can see, Gotham is burning...
别笑了 怪胎 这不好笑 Stop laughing you freak. This isn't funny.
整座城市熊熊火焰 就因为你做的事 We have the whole fucking city's on fire because of what you did.
全体注意 有火情 北边小巷需要救护车 All units, fire reported. North of alley. Call support of medical.
我知道 I know.
难道这不美吗 Isn't it beautiful?
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那边走 Let's go over there.
嘿 韦恩 Hey, Wayne.
这他妈是你的报应 You get what you fucking deserve.
不要 No, pal!
小丑 Joker!
什么这么好笑 What's so funny?
就是 I just think...
想到个笑话 just thinking of this joke.
要讲给我听吗 You wanna tell it to me?
你听不懂 You wouldn't get it.
*所谓生活* *That's life*
*所谓生活* *Thats life*
*也许看起来好笑* *and as funny as it may seem.*
*总有人会遭受转折* *Some people get their kicks*
*徘徊在梦想的原点* *Stompin' on a dream*
*但我拒绝接受沮丧* *But I don't let it, let it get me down,*
*因为这世界 从不被打乱步伐* *cause this final word，it keeps spinning around.*
*我曾是傀儡 乞丐 海盗* *I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate*
*诗人 人质 国王* *A poet, a pawn and a king*
*我曾经历起伏起伏 跌跌宕宕* *I've been up and down and over and out*
*我总铭记一件事* *And I know one thing*
*每次摔打得灰头土脸* *Each time I find myself，laying flat on my face*
*我只要振作自己 回到比赛中* *I just pick myself up and get back in the race*
*所谓生活* *That's life*
*所谓生活 并非你我所能摒弃* *That's life and I tell ya, I can't deny it*
*很多次我考虑过了断 但内心却未能放弃* *Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it*
*但若不认为值得一试* *But if there's nothing shakin' come here this July*
*我不如缩起身子卷成一团 * *I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball*
*然后死去* and die*
*哎呀呀* *My, my*